monkey island düello replikleri ^*

• monkey island serisindeki bütün oyunlarda mutlaka bir kilic duellosu bölümü vardir. ancak düellolar karsilikli laf atismalariyla yapilir. standart bir takim assagilamalar (bkz: insult) ve her assagilamaya verilmesi gereken ve assailamayla kafiyeli olan bir cevap vardir. dogru assagilamaya verilen dogru cevap veya yaptigimiz assagilamaya karsi verilen yanlis cevap bizim bir adim ileri gitmemizlr, aksi durumlarda ise bir adim geri gitmemizle sonuclanir. üc adim geri giden duelloyu kaybeder. ancak etraftaki korsanlarla yaptigimiz düellolardan sonra karsimiza bir sword master cikar ve onunla duello yaparken kullanilan assagilamalar ve cevaplar ve bunlarin eslesmesi farklidir.
• sozlerini de yazayım tam olsun
  
  regular insults
  
  every enemy i have met, i've annihilated
  with your breath, i'm sure they all suffocated
  you're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee
  i look that much like your fiancee?
  killing you would be justifiable homicide
  then killing you must be justifiable fungicide
  you're the ugliest monster ever created
  if you don't count all the ones you've dated
  i'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet
  when i'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet
  would you like to be buried, or cremated?
  with you around, i'd rather be fumigated
  coming face to face with me must leave you petrified
  is that your face? i thought it was your backside
  when your father first saw you, he must have been mortified
  at least mine can be identified
  you can't match my witty repartee
  i could, if you would use some breath spray
  i have never seen such clumsy swordplay
  you would have, but you were always running away
  en garde! touche!
  oh, that is so cliche
  throughout the caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated
  too bad they're all fabricated
  i can't rest til' you've been exterminated
  then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated
  i'll leave you devastated, mutiliated, and perforated
  your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated
  heaven preserve me! you look like something that's died!
  the only wat you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde
  i'll hound you night and day
  then be a good dog, sit! stay!
  
  captain rottingham's insults
  
  my attacks have left entire islands depopulated
  with your breath, i'm sure they all suffocated
  you have the sex appeal of a shar-pei
  i look that much like your fiancee?
  your looks would make pigs nauseated
  if you don't count all the ones you dated
  nothing can stop me from blowing you away
  i could, if you would use some breath spray
  i have never lost a melee
  you would have, but you were always running away
  when i'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefeid
  then killing you must be justifiable fungicide
  you'll find i'm dogged and relentless to my prey
  then be a good dog, sit! stay!
  my skills with a sword are highly venerated
  too bad they're all fabricated
  never before have i faced someone so sissified
  is that your face? i thought it was you backside
  i can't tell which of my traits have you the most intimidated
  your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated
  your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
  when i'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet!
  your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
  then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
  your mother wears a toupee!
  oh, that is so cliche!
• monkey island 1 icin su sekildedirler:
  
  this is the end for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
  and i´ve got a little tip for you, get the point?
  
  soon you´ll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
  first you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.
  
  my handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
  so you got that job as janitor, after all.
  
  people fall at my feet when they see me coming.
  even before they smell your breath?
  
  i once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
  he must have taught you everything you know.
  
  you make me want to puke.
  you make me think somebody already did.
  
  nobody´s ever drawn blood from me and no body ever will. you run that fast?
  
  you fight like a dairy farmer.
  how appropriate. you fight like a cow.
  
  i got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
  i hope now you´ve learned to stop picking your nose.
  
  have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
  why, did you want to borrow one?
  
  i´ve heard you were a contemptible sneak.
  too bad no one´s ever heard of you at all.
  
  you´r no match for my brains, you poor fool.
  i´d be in real trouble if you ever used them.
  
  you have the manners of a begger.
  i wanted to make sure you´d feel comfortable with me.
  
  i´m not going to take your insolence sitting down!
  your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
  
  there are no words for how disgusting you are.
  yes there are. you just never learned them.
  
  i´ve spoken with apes more polite then you.
  i´m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
  
  swordmaster'a karsi
  
  i´ve got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today. and i´ve got a little tip for you. get the point?
  
  my tongue is sharper then any sword.
  first you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
  
  my name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
  so you got that job as a janitor, after all.
  
  my wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
  even before they smell your breath?
  
  only once have i met such a coward!
  he must have taught you everything you know.
  
  if your brother´s like you, better to marry a pig.
  you make me think somebody already has.
  
  no one will ever catch me fighting as badly as you do.
  you run that fast?
  
  i will milk every drop of blood from your body!
  how appropriate. you fight like a cow.
  
  my last fight ended with my hands coverd with blood.
  i hope now you´ve learned to stop picking your nose.
  
  i hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
  why, did you want to borrow one?
  
  my sword is famous all over the caribbean!
  too bad no one´s ever heard of you at all.
  
  i´ve got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
  i´d be in real trouble if you ever used them.
  
  every word you say to me is stupid.
  i wanted to make sure you´d feel comfortable with me.
  
  you are a pain in the backside, sir!
  your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
  
  there are no clever moves that can help you now.
  yes there are. you just never learned them.
  
  now i know what filth and stupidity really are.
  i´m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
  
  i usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors. even before they smell your breath?
• escape from monkey island da şu şekildedir.
  
  today by myself twelve people i've beaten.
  from the size of your gut i guess they were all eaten!
  
  you're the ugliest creature i've ever seen in my life.
  i'm shocked that you never gazed at your wife!
  
  people consider my fist a lethal weapon.
  sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned.
  
  give up now, or i'll crush you like a grape.
  i would if it would stop your wine-ing!
  
  my stupefying strength will shatter your ulna into a million pieces.
  i'm surprised you can count that high!
  
  i've got muscles in places you've never even heard of.
  it's too bad none of them in your arms!
  
  your arms are no bigger than fleas that i've met!
  so that's why your scratching...i'd go see a vet.
  
  hey! look over there!
  yes, yes, i know: it's a three head monkey.
  
  your knuckles i'll grind to a splintery paste.
  i thought that the bean dip had strange taste...
  
  only once have i met such a coward.
  he must have thought you everything you know.
  
  my ninety-eight year old grandmother has bigger arms than you.
  yeah, but we both got better bladder control than you do.
  
  i'm going to put your arm in a sling!
  ehy, ya studying to be a nurse?
• kahramanimizin sikistigi zaman soyledigi i am rubber you are glue da bu repliklerdendir.