most offensive song ever

• howdy-ho
  the virgin mary was sleeping when angel gabriel appeared
  he said you are to be the virgin mother and
  mary thought that was weird
  
  (mary said, "i'm not a virgin, i blew a guy last year.)
  but then gabriel said to mary my child have no fear
  
  (cause you can suck any dick you want)
  and still be a virgin, mary!
  
  (you can suck any dick you want)
  and still not be considered flawed.
  
  (i know you'd like to play, and suck right through the night.)
  you're still a virgin in the eyes of god.
  
  there's was no room at the inn when mary and joseph did arrive
  they were so very tired you see
  (.....mmmmphhhmmm....)
  
  since she had no money
  (and she needed a place to sleep)
  gabriel appeared to mary and told her not to weep.
  
  ('cause you can suck any dick you want)
  and still be a virgin, mary!
  
  (you can suck any dick you want)
  and still be the mother of christ
  
  if there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin
  (so suck a dick and get a room tonight)
  
  then three wise men did appear, bearing gifts of mer and such
  they said that they had followed a star and missed a woman's touch
  (mary said,"it's such a tragedy i cannot take them to bed")
  
  but again, gabriel appeared to her and this what he said
  
  (you can suck any dick you want)
  and still be a virgin, mary!
  
  (you can suck any dick you want)
  of everyone in the nation
  
  (fellatio ain't a sin. so have a dildo 3 miles in)
  and you'll still be a virgin
  (if they don't come in your pussy.)
  
  (you can suck any dick you want)
  and still be a virgin, mary!
  
  (you can take it from the ox and the lamb)
  and even the little drummer boy
  
  folks will remember your name quick
  (for deep throating the biggest dick)
  means peace on earth and joy!!
  
  (because sucking dick)
  brings peace on earth and joy!!
  
  (you can suck my dick!)
  
  hasta olduğum bir southpark şarkısı mr hankey ve kenny tarafından icra ediliyor. parantez içindeki kısımları kenny söylediği için tam emin olamıyoruz tabi sözlerden ama aşşağı yukarı böyle gibi sözler. ne güzel de söylemiş gavurlar. helal olsun.
• (bkz: agresif sarki sozleri)
• sadece mr hankey'nin söylediği versiyonu da bulunan şarkı. tam sözleri biraz dağınık olsa da aşağıdaki gibidir;
  
  howdy ho. virgin mary was sleepin' when angel gabriel appeared he said, "you are to be the virgin mother." but mary thought that was weird. mary said, "i'm not a virgin. i blew a guy last year." but then gabriel said to mary, "my child, have no fear." oh, you can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin, mary. you can suck all the dick you want and still not be considered flawed. although you went to town and sucked some semen down, you're still a virgin in the eyes of god. there was no room at the inn when mary and joseph did arrive. but they were so very tired, you see, and mary had to offer a bride. since she had no money, how would she pay for a place to sleep? gabriel appeared to mary and told her not to weep. 'cause you can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin, mary. you can suck all the dick you want and still be the mother of christ. if there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin to suck some dick to get a room for the night! then, three wise men did appear bearing gifts of myrrh and such they said that they had followed a star and missed a woman's touch mary thought she might pleasure them but could not take them to bed. but again, gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said: "you can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin, mary. you can suck all the dick you want every one that hangs in the nation. fellatio ain't no sin. go on and blow those three wise men and you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration! so, you can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin, mary. the donkey and the ox and the lambs and even the little drummer boy people will remember your name quick. they'll say "damn, that bitch could suck a good dick!" 'cause sucking dick brings peace on earth and joy. [slowing] 'cause sucking dick brings peace on earth and [normal] joy. mary, mary, suck that dick.