chuck norris facts

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  chuck norris'in yapabileceklerini sayfacalarla anlatmışlar.
  
  if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, chuck norris has more money than you.
  
  chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  
  chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king, and got one.
  
  there are no weapons of mass destruction in iraq, chuck norris lives in oklahoma.
  
  chuck norris can touch mc hammer.
  
  chuck norris played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
  
  chuck norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
  
  according to einstein's theory of relativity, chuck norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
  
  chuck norris's show is called walker: texas ranger, because chuck norris doesn't run.
  
  chuck norris doesn't read books. he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  
  chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin. its decendants are known today as giraffes.
  
  ve en süperi
  
  behind every successful man, there is a woman. behind every dead man, there is chuck norris.